HOW MY NONNO'S MITSUBISHI LANCER IS CONNECTED TO ADOLF HITLER, WINSTON CHURCHILL, MUHAMMAD ALI, AND MICHAEL JACKSON

I loved my Nonno. He was the best. So, when the time came to sell his 1997 Mitsubishi Lancer I decided to honour his memory in the only way possible- by writing a ridiculously convoluted story linking his old car to some of the most infamous, and famous, figures in history.

The idea was to try and get people to stop and think for a moment about how connected we all are as a race. Oh, and to sell the car (which happened in three days).

Here’s the full text for you to read. It is pretty cool, I reckon.

It was picked up by Lost At Minor with the rather rousing headline:
This Aussie legend has penned the greatest car ad of all time for his dodgy old car.

Aw, shucks!